OWIE!!

I am such a big girl. I walked (okay, *fell*) into the coffee table when I discovered that my red pen had leaked all over the futon (don't worry - insta!vanish spray thingie cleaning powers and voila, the stain is gone...). And I didn't actually feel any pain, other than this dull 'crunch'. And then the pain came, and my shin has, like, swollen, and it's gona black, with red flecks of possible burst capillary-things. It's uber-gross. It doesn't hurt at all now, though, which is weird, unless I poke it. Which I kinda am, 'cause it keeps swelling.

What's the differential diagnosis for clumsy-arsed?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

From somniesperus: Things I wouldn't buy for my child.

But I would consider buying for me.

*is blind*