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Um.
Hmmm. The wounds on my leg appear to be turning green. Well, some of them. And swelling. I'm going to go out on a limb (hah! see what I did there??) and say that this is Not Good (tm).
However, given that I am neither dead nor approaching it, I find the following unlikely:
1) tetanus
2) septocaemia
3) anything serious.
It's all because I was running around all week, and not really staying in bed sipping orange juice and keeping my leg elevated. The NHS direct person yelled at me for a while and then ordered me to a doctor.
Woe. I suck at being invalid-like.
However! I have new underwear. And we can all agree that this is clearly more important than non-gangrenous wounds.
However, given that I am neither dead nor approaching it, I find the following unlikely:
1) tetanus
2) septocaemia
3) anything serious.
It's all because I was running around all week, and not really staying in bed sipping orange juice and keeping my leg elevated. The NHS direct person yelled at me for a while and then ordered me to a doctor.
Woe. I suck at being invalid-like.
However! I have new underwear. And we can all agree that this is clearly more important than non-gangrenous wounds.
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Also, I want to have new underwear. Hmpf.
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2) Your blitheness concerning your wounds is disturbing.
3) The above two facts are not doing much to dissuade me from aiming a dimple at you and asking what your new underwear looks like, and that's disturbing.
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