OMG READ THIS NOOOOOOOWWWWW!!

[kangeiko]

Save a Horse by phaballa is Jensen/Jared and is the most hysterical thing in the history of EVER. Behold Jared and his 'girlfriend' Sandy attempting to have het sex:

"…Jared. That's not the right—OW. Dude, no. OW!"

"Don't hit me! I'm trying to make you feel good, here."

"Well, you FAIL. Are you even hard?"

"A little. Okay, no. But just give me a minute."

"So you can think about BOYS? No. Dude, face it. You owe me PIE. Apple. None of this cherry shit."

*sporfle* Go read and don't say I never gave you nuffink.

Comments

[queenspanky.livejournal.com]

That's one of my favourite fics.