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I picked a fight with three different people today. Oh, PMS, how I love thee.

/sarcasm

The 'I need' meme

I forgot where I saw this. Much like the 'Gimme!!' meme, it's all about me, me, me. Go to google, and type "YOURNAME needs" and see what first comes up.

I apparently need:

1. Victoria needs a supportive family to live with until she can live in the community.
This is good to know.

2. Victoria needs a major traffic overhaul.
With my current journey into work? Why, yes. Yes, I do.

3. Victoria needs to prove that she doesn't need to live off her past to stay in the limelight.
No resting on my laurels, then.

4. Victoria needs your input.
Because I am that sort of person.

5. Victoria needs secondary sewage treatment now.
... It doesn't bear thinking about, really.

6. Victoria needs three supervised drug injection sites.
There's some fabulous unexplored territory on my upper arm.

7. Victoria needs more teachers.
The four she had for breakfast weren't at all filling.

8. Victoria needs to rise to biodiversity challenge.
Otherwise however will I repopulate the earth following the apocalypse?

9. Victoria needs new approach to Indonesia.
The old plan of swimming across was rebuffed by local councillors.

10. Victoria needs a make-over, and how.
AMEN.

I am still in a crappy mood. This is not helped by the fact that I have the meeting from hell first thing tomorrow morning. I plan to be sedated through my pain, by the medium of caffeinne and an internal showtune, much like the Different Drummers. *nod nod nod nod nod nod nod nod etc*