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26 Aug 2005 05:11 pm
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From [livejournal.com profile] maeglinyedi, because packing is no fun:

First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

1) Jayne Cobb
2) Shepherd Book
3) Severus Snape
4) Minerva McGonagall
5) Dawn Summers
6) Q
7) Jeroen (The Doctor)
8) Irina Derevko
9) G'Kar
10) Ethan Rayne
11) Remy Le Beau
12) Yelena Rossini


Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Mwahaha! Well, I'd like to see Q interact with the X-Men universe, though I'm not sure that REmy would be my first choice.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

As played by Maggie? OMGyes. I had a wild girlcrush on her over The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

It would be a girl (obviously), and it would have a life dominated by Rambaldi prophecies (obviously), and it would probably smoke 10,0000000 cigarettes a day.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?

Yes. Go read [livejournal.com profile] andrastewhite, [livejournal.com profile] kakodaimon, [livejournal.com profile] hobsonphile and [livejournal.com profile] selenak's ljs. In fact, go read my friends-list.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

I think that Book would be rather offended by Q declaring himself a deity, then would debate the matter, then Q might even become fascinated by him enough to stick around and argue the point. However, there would be no sex. Because Book does not have sex, and we love him for it.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

I'm going to go with Dawn/Ethan, in a creepy way. Although if it's set post-Season 7, it would have a grown-up Dawn and, plus, hey, more Ethan.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

He would think that he was very, very high. And he would be right.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

In a 70s bar in London, Ethan is taking a break from talking Ripper out of going back to the Council, and he meets a pissed off (and pissed) young man in a bar. They get a-talking, and then they get a-shouting, and then some four-letter words are said, and Ethan sees the young man crackle with power. Ooooh, he thinks. I want me some of that.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Yes. And can I just say, this is twice in one (two?) day that Jayne/Irina has come up. I don't think that she needs to have an ulterior motive, other than fucking him through the mattress.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

my life as a bat (it's from a poem involving love, obsession, and the gradual loss of all senses through death and/or paralysis. sweet, huh?)

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Hallucinogenic drugs. And/or time travel.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

I think they probably would, if it existed. Unfortunately, only Apollo and the Midnighter appear to have any sex lives in The Authority.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Yes.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Er. I don't think so, actually.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

God, no. They have taste.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Hmmm. "Fuck, yes!" is a likely possibility.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

"Female of the Species" by Space

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?

Impaired POV narrator (aka Yelena watches sci-fi and then takes all the drugs in the world). Also, abuse of the English language. And possibly voyerism, as Spider watches. And probably masturbates.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

Book wouldn't... so I had to reverse this. "A Preacher? Oh, well. *smirk* I like a challenge."

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A few hours ago. And it was damn good.

OK. Going to pack some more.

ETA: randomly missing some questions from the end. *frown* And, also, packing is for those that don't want to run around like headless chickens tomorrow morning.


What is Six's super-sekrit kink?

Hmmm. Well, I'd argue that traipsing around in human form would look pretty kinky to the rest of the Q. Kinda like furries, I think.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Probably, if they were both drunk.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Snape and jeroen - you know, it's a toss-up. They both have control issues but... ultimately, I reckon that Jeroen would top.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Right, let's get this straight: "Jayne Cobb and G'Kar are in a happy relationship until G'Kar suddenly runs off with Minerva McGonagall. Jayne, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Remy LeBeau and a brief unhappy affair with Yelena Rossini, then follows the wise advice of Dawn Summers and finds true love with Severus Snape."

I need a scenario. *gropes*

Nope, nothing springs to mind (unsurprisingly). Call it "Jayne Bought a New Gun". Three people who might read it (with horrified looks on their faces) include [livejournal.com profile] selenak, [livejournal.com profile] claireweasley and [livejournal.com profile] athena25 (because i'd make her). The person who should write it is [livejournal.com profile] andrastewhite, because she'd be one of the few people in the entire universe to be able to keep that many people from that many fandoms in character.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Jeroen and Irina. Hmmm. OK, let's work this through logically: Jeroen would have to turn out to have been Nadia's real father (or something), travelling through the Bleed to the Aliasverse, maybe during the convergence of worlds? Irina doesn't say anything about having that other affair because, well, why bother? But post-S4 Nadia needs help, and Irina sends away for blood tests, and realises that she isn't Jack's or Sloane's. So she contacts Jeroen and asks for help, and instead she gets Jenny Quantum ('cause this would be set sometime during The Authority: Revolution).

No, let's be honest. I think it would fuck with my head and make Alias even more tenuous, logic-wise.

Date: 2005-08-26 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gianna24.livejournal.com
I would be highly in favor of any Jane/Irina that you might choose to right.

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