Fandom memes - the NC-17 version
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kangeikoI need a little cheering up. Everything that has happened in the last week or so has really taken things out of me and I'm trying to cope to the best of my abilities, but it's just hard And I'm getting ill. Which is clearly precisely what I need at this juncture.
On the other hand, I have fantastic friends such as![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
selenak who has sent me BSG and assorted goodies, so I worship at her altar and will be writing her fic, er, soon.
In the meantime, I saw the following meme over atandrastewhite's, and decided to play. As I read her answers before writing my own, obviously there was an element of predictive character choice. I decided to eliminate bias by picking characters I find strangely alluring - and would tumble in an instant.
The Characters:
1. Jack Bristow
2. Rupert Giles
3. Lucifer Morningstar
4. Morpheus (Dream)
5. Irina Derevko
6. Laura Roslin
7. Starbuck (Kara)
8. Bigby Wolf
9. Jadzia Dax
10. Spider Jerusalem
11. Dukat
12. Faith
Does 10 (Spider Jerusalem) strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
Oh god. Um, both. If I had to choose between them, I'd go for exhibitionist - but only because he has had more opportunity in that area!
Who in all the multiverse would 11 (Dukat) most likely bottom to?
Um. Given that I've only seen up to the beginning of S6, I'm going to go with Garak, as either would bottom to the other for political or strategic gain.
Would you rather do 3 (Lucifer Morningstar) or 5 (Irina Derevko)?
Actually, I'd stick with Lucifer. I think I'd be too afraid of Irina. Plus, there's the whole thing that she looks like my first grade teacher that makes it slightly creepy. Hot, yes. But creepy.
Which of 4 (Morpheus) and 1 (Jack Bristow) would you rather have do you?
Both! Both!! Both both both!! You cannot make me choose between the DreamLord and Jack, it's just...
Wait. I'd rather have Morpheus. Then, he could conjure up a Jack for me, couldn't he?
12 (Faith) + 2 (Rupert Giles) are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
"This is ill-advised."
"Shut up."
"Faith - I'm serious."
"Shut up, Giles, or I'll gag you."
"Look, you can't just -" *pause* "What did you just say?"
"Shut up, shut up, shut up, Rupert, sweet, or I'll gag you. God, you know how hot you'd look tied up? All flushed and - hey! What are you -"
"Shhhh. Quiet."
*muffled sounds*
"You know, Faith, I have always wondered what it would take to make you quiet and docile. Who knew?" *muffled sounds* "Now. We're going to learn some manners. We're going to learn some respect for our elders and betters. And after that, sweet, you're going to get down on your knees for me in this dingy little room. And I might - I might - consider listening to you beg me. Nicely, Faith. I want you to beg me very nicely indeed."
And then the whole fic exploded because they were both so OOC.
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11 (Dukat)? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
There are probably some photoshopped ones floating around. I'll stick with fic, thanks.
Where are 5 (Irina Derevko) and 9 (Jadzia Dax) most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?
Twentieth century Earth, and the latest Rambaldi device is actually from the future. Not only couldselanek write it for the next ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
multiverse2004, but it would make total sense.
When 12 (Faith) masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Her latest shiny stabby thing.
What is 11's (Dukat) favorite sex toy?
Can I be boring and choose lubricant?
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 (Faith/Starbuck(Kara)/Jack Bristow) threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Hmmm. That's actually rather hot. And I'm crap with titles, so I'm going to opt for "Jezreel". I would definitely read it. I might even write it - for a future Multiverse! *g* Warnings would include: blasphemy, s&m, character death and gore. Oh, and m/f, f/f, of course. It would be as large as a doorstop and would involve all the canon of all three shows, and make me bleed from my ears trying to match it all up.
Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 (Rupert Giles) or 6 (Laura Roslin)?
Rupert Giles. During some really, really out-there magic and sex extravaganza involving Ethan Rayne.
If 11 (Dukat) and 3 (Lucifer Morningstar) are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Dukat would talk, because having sex with Lucifer is probably an indication that he's nuts. Lucifer would probably make him sane in retaliation.
As a birthday present, 7's (Starbuck) longtime lover 5 (Irina Derevko) offers to do whatever 7 (Starbuck) wants in bed. What's 7's (Starbuck's) secret birthday wish?
OW OW OW STOP IT, IT'S HORRID!!
Choose a food item for 4 (Morpheus) & 12 (Faith) to use together.
Ice cream.
"I do not understand the purpose of this."
"It's just - you eat it."
"I do not eat."
"Just try it, it's wicked good."
*explodes*
8 (Bigby Wolf) + 4 (Morpheus) are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
Oh. My. God.
Bigby. Because you know that the only reason Morpheus would do something like that would be if Desire meddled with him. And Bigby would... have an agenda, and Morpheus's form wouldn't hold, he'd be all insubstantial and Reality Itself would be crashing down.
Which fetish is 9 (Jadzia Dax) least likely to indulge?
Chastity. :)
What would you do if you had 8 (Bigby Wolf) naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 (Irina Derevko) do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
I would probably expire on the spot.
I would immediately phone in sick for the next, ooh, infinity, and then spend a great deal of time bruised and near unconsciousness but exceptionally happy.
Irina would shag him through the mattress, get up, dust herself off, and go back to Jack's bed.
What wouldn't 10 (Spider Jerusalem) + 4 (Morpheus) tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
THAT THEY HAD ONE.
Except that Desire would already know.
And, oddly, Spider wouldn't want to talk, which would send Yelena into fits.
10 (Spider Jerusalem) gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9 (Jadzia Dax). Where is it? What does it say?
It would be all over his body, have a political message and ultimately get him arrested by TPTB.
Imagine that 2 (Rupert Giles) writes erotic 11/6 (Dukat/Laura Roslin) fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
"Potential Convergence #184356
January 18th, 2006
the Watcher's Instruction Manual Concerning Interdimensional Temporal Disturbances
written by Rupert Giles
Watcher's Council"
If 2 (Rupert Giles) walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 (Bigby Wolf) react?
He'd smile, compliment Giles on the choice of 1) feathers and 2) drugs, then they'd get down to the magic and sex. And glitter nail-polish. 'Cause it were the 70s, aight?
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale:
9 (Jadzia Dax) and 1 (Jack Bristow) are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 (Bigby Wolf) walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 (Bigby) joins in, first paging 3 (Lucifer Morningstar), who's in the middle of fucking 5 (Irina Derevko) into the mattress. 3 (Lucifer) abandons 5 (Irina) on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5 (Irina), irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 (Morpheus) attempts to rescue 5 (Irina). But 5 (Irina) will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 (Spider Jerusalem) is one of his/her regular clients.
a) The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse? b) What would you entitle this story? c) who's most out of character? d) who on your flist would read it? e) who on your flist is probably writing this right now?
Christ. Um. a) Transmetropolitan. It would be a stand-alone article on that strangely hypnotic hooker downtown who helps Spider out occasionally and who is married to a spy.
b) "The New Scum's Better Than You. Go Off And Think About That For A Minute The Blow Your Brains Out."
c) ALL OF THEM. Except Spider. And possibly Jack, if Jadzia Dax was in fact not Jadzia but ArvinDax Sloane. But all the rest. Good God. Irina, I think, gets it the worst.
d)monanotlisa would humour me if I wrote it, then distract me with sweeties.
e) No one. Unless they're sekkretly writing Transmet fic, in which case I love them and ignore the above.
What have we learned today?
1) Cyteen breaks your brain.
2) So does audit work.
3) And prostitute!Londo. (Don't ask.)
4) BSG upsets you. But then cheers you up. Just in time to upset you again.
5) Lemsip will only work so long before your body just goes plop, and you have to take time off.
On the other hand, I have fantastic friends such as
selenak who has sent me BSG and assorted goodies, so I worship at her altar and will be writing her fic, er, soon.In the meantime, I saw the following meme over at
andrastewhite's, and decided to play. As I read her answers before writing my own, obviously there was an element of predictive character choice. I decided to eliminate bias by picking characters I find strangely alluring - and would tumble in an instant.The Characters:
1. Jack Bristow
2. Rupert Giles
3. Lucifer Morningstar
4. Morpheus (Dream)
5. Irina Derevko
6. Laura Roslin
7. Starbuck (Kara)
8. Bigby Wolf
9. Jadzia Dax
10. Spider Jerusalem
11. Dukat
12. Faith
Does 10 (Spider Jerusalem) strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
Oh god. Um, both. If I had to choose between them, I'd go for exhibitionist - but only because he has had more opportunity in that area!
Who in all the multiverse would 11 (Dukat) most likely bottom to?
Um. Given that I've only seen up to the beginning of S6, I'm going to go with Garak, as either would bottom to the other for political or strategic gain.
Would you rather do 3 (Lucifer Morningstar) or 5 (Irina Derevko)?
Actually, I'd stick with Lucifer. I think I'd be too afraid of Irina. Plus, there's the whole thing that she looks like my first grade teacher that makes it slightly creepy. Hot, yes. But creepy.
Which of 4 (Morpheus) and 1 (Jack Bristow) would you rather have do you?
Both! Both!! Both both both!! You cannot make me choose between the DreamLord and Jack, it's just...
Wait. I'd rather have Morpheus. Then, he could conjure up a Jack for me, couldn't he?
12 (Faith) + 2 (Rupert Giles) are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
"This is ill-advised."
"Shut up."
"Faith - I'm serious."
"Shut up, Giles, or I'll gag you."
"Look, you can't just -" *pause* "What did you just say?"
"Shut up, shut up, shut up, Rupert, sweet, or I'll gag you. God, you know how hot you'd look tied up? All flushed and - hey! What are you -"
"Shhhh. Quiet."
*muffled sounds*
"You know, Faith, I have always wondered what it would take to make you quiet and docile. Who knew?" *muffled sounds* "Now. We're going to learn some manners. We're going to learn some respect for our elders and betters. And after that, sweet, you're going to get down on your knees for me in this dingy little room. And I might - I might - consider listening to you beg me. Nicely, Faith. I want you to beg me very nicely indeed."
And then the whole fic exploded because they were both so OOC.
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11 (Dukat)? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
There are probably some photoshopped ones floating around. I'll stick with fic, thanks.
Where are 5 (Irina Derevko) and 9 (Jadzia Dax) most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?
Twentieth century Earth, and the latest Rambaldi device is actually from the future. Not only could
selanek write it for the next multiverse2004, but it would make total sense.When 12 (Faith) masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Her latest shiny stabby thing.
What is 11's (Dukat) favorite sex toy?
Can I be boring and choose lubricant?
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 (Faith/Starbuck(Kara)/Jack Bristow) threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Hmmm. That's actually rather hot. And I'm crap with titles, so I'm going to opt for "Jezreel". I would definitely read it. I might even write it - for a future Multiverse! *g* Warnings would include: blasphemy, s&m, character death and gore. Oh, and m/f, f/f, of course. It would be as large as a doorstop and would involve all the canon of all three shows, and make me bleed from my ears trying to match it all up.
Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 (Rupert Giles) or 6 (Laura Roslin)?
Rupert Giles. During some really, really out-there magic and sex extravaganza involving Ethan Rayne.
If 11 (Dukat) and 3 (Lucifer Morningstar) are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Dukat would talk, because having sex with Lucifer is probably an indication that he's nuts. Lucifer would probably make him sane in retaliation.
As a birthday present, 7's (Starbuck) longtime lover 5 (Irina Derevko) offers to do whatever 7 (Starbuck) wants in bed. What's 7's (Starbuck's) secret birthday wish?
OW OW OW STOP IT, IT'S HORRID!!
Choose a food item for 4 (Morpheus) & 12 (Faith) to use together.
Ice cream.
"I do not understand the purpose of this."
"It's just - you eat it."
"I do not eat."
"Just try it, it's wicked good."
*explodes*
8 (Bigby Wolf) + 4 (Morpheus) are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
Oh. My. God.
Bigby. Because you know that the only reason Morpheus would do something like that would be if Desire meddled with him. And Bigby would... have an agenda, and Morpheus's form wouldn't hold, he'd be all insubstantial and Reality Itself would be crashing down.
Which fetish is 9 (Jadzia Dax) least likely to indulge?
Chastity. :)
What would you do if you had 8 (Bigby Wolf) naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 (Irina Derevko) do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
I would probably expire on the spot.
I would immediately phone in sick for the next, ooh, infinity, and then spend a great deal of time bruised and near unconsciousness but exceptionally happy.
Irina would shag him through the mattress, get up, dust herself off, and go back to Jack's bed.
What wouldn't 10 (Spider Jerusalem) + 4 (Morpheus) tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
THAT THEY HAD ONE.
Except that Desire would already know.
And, oddly, Spider wouldn't want to talk, which would send Yelena into fits.
10 (Spider Jerusalem) gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9 (Jadzia Dax). Where is it? What does it say?
It would be all over his body, have a political message and ultimately get him arrested by TPTB.
Imagine that 2 (Rupert Giles) writes erotic 11/6 (Dukat/Laura Roslin) fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
"Potential Convergence #184356
January 18th, 2006
the Watcher's Instruction Manual Concerning Interdimensional Temporal Disturbances
written by Rupert Giles
Watcher's Council"
If 2 (Rupert Giles) walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 (Bigby Wolf) react?
He'd smile, compliment Giles on the choice of 1) feathers and 2) drugs, then they'd get down to the magic and sex. And glitter nail-polish. 'Cause it were the 70s, aight?
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale:
9 (Jadzia Dax) and 1 (Jack Bristow) are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 (Bigby Wolf) walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 (Bigby) joins in, first paging 3 (Lucifer Morningstar), who's in the middle of fucking 5 (Irina Derevko) into the mattress. 3 (Lucifer) abandons 5 (Irina) on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5 (Irina), irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 (Morpheus) attempts to rescue 5 (Irina). But 5 (Irina) will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 (Spider Jerusalem) is one of his/her regular clients.
a) The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse? b) What would you entitle this story? c) who's most out of character? d) who on your flist would read it? e) who on your flist is probably writing this right now?
Christ. Um. a) Transmetropolitan. It would be a stand-alone article on that strangely hypnotic hooker downtown who helps Spider out occasionally and who is married to a spy.
b) "The New Scum's Better Than You. Go Off And Think About That For A Minute The Blow Your Brains Out."
c) ALL OF THEM. Except Spider. And possibly Jack, if Jadzia Dax was in fact not Jadzia but Arvin
d)
monanotlisa would humour me if I wrote it, then distract me with sweeties.e) No one. Unless they're sekkretly writing Transmet fic, in which case I love them and ignore the above.
What have we learned today?
1) Cyteen breaks your brain.
2) So does audit work.
3) And prostitute!Londo. (Don't ask.)
4) BSG upsets you. But then cheers you up. Just in time to upset you again.
5) Lemsip will only work so long before your body just goes plop, and you have to take time off.