athena and I talk history and politics

[kangeiko]

me: Julius Caesar, right -
ath: yeah?
me: I'd do 'im.
ath: the actor, the character or the historical figure?
me: er - character and historical figure.
ath: dunno.
me: it's julius fucking caesar! would you say no?!
ath: well, no. it's politics, innit? only, 'e might not be any good.
me: are you trying to say that julius caesar isn't any good in the sack?!
ath: ... no, you're probably right.
me: damn right.
ath: *pause* mind you, i wouldn't say no to titus pullo.
me: well, obviously.

Comments

[kakodaimon.livejournal.com]

I'd say no - on account of the truckloads of STDs. Seriously.

[kangeiko]

caesar or pullo? 'cause, either way, it's what condoms were invented for. also, it's caesar. that's like... *mind boggles* well. just think on it, yeah?

[queenspanky.livejournal.com]

I would totally do Ceasar. Especially if he looked like Cairan Honds - yummy and authoratative. And I wouldn't turn down Marc Antony either. But my heart is torn between Titus Pullo and Brutus - one, the archetypal alpha male, the lovable brute, and the other, intelligent, sensitive and quick with his tongue.

I think the person in Rome I'd most like to sleep with is Cleopatra, the dirty minx.

[kangeiko]

not such a big fan of brutus, he's got wonky teeth. marc antony = yeah. veronus = hell yeah. titus pullo = yes, this very minute. all the women ever = OMG YES RIGHT NOW AGAINST THIS WALL, DAMN IT!

also, cleopatra = sexiest thing ever in existence. which is as it should be, really...