Girl!meme

[kangeiko]

Taken from erykah101. It occurs to me that I probably sound very hostile in this - I'm not, really, I've just been reading www.feministing.org while waiting for my client to get off their collective arses and do some work. It makes me very conscious of just how much I'm a stereotypical Girl in some respects.

So. Hmmmm.

A Female Survey
This is mainly for females, but men if it applies to you, take it...
Do you wear shoes that are actually too small?:	Nope. I'm a 4 1/2, and I wear a 5.
Do you get up at least an hour early to get ready each day?:	Erm, yes. Otherwise I'm late for work. Is this... bad?
Can you put on mascara with your mouth closed?:	Nope. I also can't put on lipstick with my eyes closed.
Do you remember your first love?:	Does being 7 years old and madly in love count? I went off to the West, he went off to the KGB (Bulgarian equivalent).
"First loves are never really over" Is this true for you?:	No.
Think of when you lost your virginity, what comes to mind?:	Regret.
Does your heart break easily?:	No.
Do you think you pee more than men?:	Yes.
Have you ever wondered why men have nipples?:	I have, and then I actually went & found out: it's because nipples are formed on the foetus before the sex is finally decided.
When buying underwear, what type of cashier do you look for?:	I dunno. One that's working? I don't really care.
How many purses do you own?:	Erm, probably two dozen.
Do you get a little too emotional that time of month?:	Yes.
What is your honest opinion about sex?:	It's a biological function that's sometimes clouded with hormones and a hell of a lot of societal rules.
Are you addicted to sex?:	No.
How many tubes of lipstick do you own?:	Many, many, many.
Do you expect the man to pay for dates?:	No. I pay for myself. And possibly for them. If I date, which I don't.
Do you prefer curling up on the couch watching tv or going out together?:	Neither. I'd prefer they stay the hell away. But - if I had to choose, going out together, I suppose.
Think of your X's. Would you take any of them back?:	No. Not in a million billion years, even if you held a gun to my head.
Think of a cruel punishment for your last ex. Describe.:	Torsion. Use your imagination.
Do you want a diamond ring?:	I would. Probably. Hmmmm.
Would you rather get flowers or a stuffed animal for Valentines Day?:	Flowers. What would I do with a stuffed animal?
Do you enjoy cleaning house?:	Yes - mostly.
Do you like to cook?:	Not really.
Can you sew?:	Yes.
Are you really feminine or a tom boy?:	I'm quite feminine, I think.
If someone showed up on an off day, what do they see you wearing?:	Mostly my underwear. Whenever I have an off day I tend to dress in my prettiest underthings and wear silk robes. It makes me feel better.
What is your average style?:	I don't really have a 'style'. I go with things that fit me, that show off my waist & cleavage - I dunno, I'd like it to be sorta 40s, but budgetary constraints prevail...
Do you like football?:	Nope. I used to be pretty good at actually playing it, tho.
Do you read steamy romance novels?:	No.
Do you think this survey was foofy or stupid?:	I think this survey was sexist. But you knew that already, yeah?
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Speaking of - I've been very highly strung recently. I suspect that it is due to the large doses of caffeinne that have 'accidentally' entered my bloodstream...

Comments

[monanotlisa.livejournal.com]

Oooh! *snag*

And nice to learn more about you. AND YOUR PURSES. (Oh, girly quizzes....)

[kangeiko]

also, shoes.

mmm, shoes....