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Because
queenspanky tagged me and I am weak:
List down 10 fictional characters that you'd fool around with. In no particular order -
1. CJ Cregg (West Wing, TV show). She's my all-time favourite girl-crush. She's smart, funny, and has an amazing body.
2. Lily Kane (Veronica Mars, TV show). I know, I know. But she has the most perfect lips I have ever seen. And she totally would.
3. Severus Snape (Harry Potter, book - NOT film). Because it would be dirty and hot and I bet you anything he wouldn't blink once at any of my kinks.
4. Kara Thrace (BSG, TV show). Another hard-as-nails, smart woman with an amazing body. I am so predictable. The bit where she's beating the hell out of a punching bag in early S2 and displays those amazing abs? Guh.
5. Josh Lyman (West Wing, TV show). Josh is sweet and funny and it would be a bit of fun and he would never call again, which is fine with me. Plus, it'd be fun.
6. Faith (Buffy, TV show). I'm surprised at how I'd do the girls from Buffy, but not the boys. I was um-ing and ah-ing about Willow, but ultimately decided that Faith would be the one to just want to fool around without it meaning anything.
7. Lisa Cuddy (House, TV show). She'd be amazing. You know she would. I wouldn't do Wilson because he's too in love with House, and I wouldn't do House because he, um, scares me a little.
8. Bigby Wolf (Fables, comic). The Big bad Wolf. It'd break my tiny brain.
9. Kaylee Frye (Firefly, TV show). Because she's cute and perky and lovely.
10. Spider Jerusalem (Transmetropolitan, comic). Because - he's smart and funny and passionate and hates the world. yes.
I was surprised at these - most of my favourite characters didn't end up on this list, simply because I love them for reasons other than wanting to shag them. That doesn't mean that I wouldn't mind seeing them shag someone else...
List down 10 fictional pairings, threesomes or whatever that you would love to watch in bed doing naughty things. Note that these have to NOT be canon pairings, in other words, they will never do the nasty, or perhaps they might, but we will never see it.
1. Jack Bristow/Arvin Sloane (Alias, TV show). Wherein there is much angry!sex. Yes. *fans self*
2. Londo Mollari/G'Kar (Babylon 5, TV show). Not sure if I'd like to see it - it'd be a be too much 'nature channel documentary' for me, maybe, what with the tentacles and all - but would a kiss have been too much to ask??
3. Xena/Gabrielle (Xena, TV show). Even when I wasn't watching it I wanted these to get it on. And, yes, some people are counting their one kiss as proof for canon-ness. Nope. I want my irrevocable snogging. And shagging. Plus they are so unbelievably curvacious and beautiful... *purrs*
4. Spike/Angel (Buffy/Angel, TV show). Come on, stop dangling meta for us, it's cruel to give us images after the show has finished! *pouts*
5. Snape/Black (Harry Potter, book - NOT film). Oh sweet Jesus. *fans self*
6. House/Cuddy/Wilson (House, TV show) - the hottest thing since forever.
7. Jack/Sawyer (LOST, TV Show). Yes, I'm shallow.
8. Christian Troy/Sean McNamarra (Nip/Tuck, TV show) - JUST DO IT ALREADY!
9. Jayne Cobb/River Tam (Firefly, TV show) - again, I'm just shallow.
10. A weird one, this - Nicholas Seafort/Edgar Tolliver (The Hope series, books). Seafort is a fundamentalist Christian navyman, who has his faithful Tolliver by his side. They hate each other, but they cling to each other through the majority of the books, wherein there is flogging and bending people over a barrel. Not of the fun kind, unfortunately. I read the entire series wishing that once - just once - Seafort would realise that having 56+ wives does not make him straight when he was clearly in love with Sandy, then Alexi, then Vax, and finally ends up lusting after Tolliver and displacing it through making him do calisthetics in his shorts for hours on end.
Yes.
Bed, now. I promise. Yes.
But first, I tag, erm -
selenak,
monanotlisa,
yahtzee63,
executrix, and
eldritchhobbit.
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List down 10 fictional characters that you'd fool around with. In no particular order -
1. CJ Cregg (West Wing, TV show). She's my all-time favourite girl-crush. She's smart, funny, and has an amazing body.
2. Lily Kane (Veronica Mars, TV show). I know, I know. But she has the most perfect lips I have ever seen. And she totally would.
3. Severus Snape (Harry Potter, book - NOT film). Because it would be dirty and hot and I bet you anything he wouldn't blink once at any of my kinks.
4. Kara Thrace (BSG, TV show). Another hard-as-nails, smart woman with an amazing body. I am so predictable. The bit where she's beating the hell out of a punching bag in early S2 and displays those amazing abs? Guh.
5. Josh Lyman (West Wing, TV show). Josh is sweet and funny and it would be a bit of fun and he would never call again, which is fine with me. Plus, it'd be fun.
6. Faith (Buffy, TV show). I'm surprised at how I'd do the girls from Buffy, but not the boys. I was um-ing and ah-ing about Willow, but ultimately decided that Faith would be the one to just want to fool around without it meaning anything.
7. Lisa Cuddy (House, TV show). She'd be amazing. You know she would. I wouldn't do Wilson because he's too in love with House, and I wouldn't do House because he, um, scares me a little.
8. Bigby Wolf (Fables, comic). The Big bad Wolf. It'd break my tiny brain.
9. Kaylee Frye (Firefly, TV show). Because she's cute and perky and lovely.
10. Spider Jerusalem (Transmetropolitan, comic). Because - he's smart and funny and passionate and hates the world. yes.
I was surprised at these - most of my favourite characters didn't end up on this list, simply because I love them for reasons other than wanting to shag them. That doesn't mean that I wouldn't mind seeing them shag someone else...
List down 10 fictional pairings, threesomes or whatever that you would love to watch in bed doing naughty things. Note that these have to NOT be canon pairings, in other words, they will never do the nasty, or perhaps they might, but we will never see it.
1. Jack Bristow/Arvin Sloane (Alias, TV show). Wherein there is much angry!sex. Yes. *fans self*
2. Londo Mollari/G'Kar (Babylon 5, TV show). Not sure if I'd like to see it - it'd be a be too much 'nature channel documentary' for me, maybe, what with the tentacles and all - but would a kiss have been too much to ask??
3. Xena/Gabrielle (Xena, TV show). Even when I wasn't watching it I wanted these to get it on. And, yes, some people are counting their one kiss as proof for canon-ness. Nope. I want my irrevocable snogging. And shagging. Plus they are so unbelievably curvacious and beautiful... *purrs*
4. Spike/Angel (Buffy/Angel, TV show). Come on, stop dangling meta for us, it's cruel to give us images after the show has finished! *pouts*
5. Snape/Black (Harry Potter, book - NOT film). Oh sweet Jesus. *fans self*
6. House/Cuddy/Wilson (House, TV show) - the hottest thing since forever.
7. Jack/Sawyer (LOST, TV Show). Yes, I'm shallow.
8. Christian Troy/Sean McNamarra (Nip/Tuck, TV show) - JUST DO IT ALREADY!
9. Jayne Cobb/River Tam (Firefly, TV show) - again, I'm just shallow.
10. A weird one, this - Nicholas Seafort/Edgar Tolliver (The Hope series, books). Seafort is a fundamentalist Christian navyman, who has his faithful Tolliver by his side. They hate each other, but they cling to each other through the majority of the books, wherein there is flogging and bending people over a barrel. Not of the fun kind, unfortunately. I read the entire series wishing that once - just once - Seafort would realise that having 56+ wives does not make him straight when he was clearly in love with Sandy, then Alexi, then Vax, and finally ends up lusting after Tolliver and displacing it through making him do calisthetics in his shorts for hours on end.
Yes.
Bed, now. I promise. Yes.
But first, I tag, erm -
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Date: 2006-12-03 02:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-11 05:49 pm (UTC)I am SO with you on this one. Totally.
I think I'm going to cop out of the first list and just choose my top ten here (http://www.revolutionsf.com/article.html?id=2233), though I think I'd bump up Mark Goddard's Major West and kick out Richard Hatch's Apollo (just because of my mood today). And yes, I know that's cheating. ;)
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Date: 2006-12-05 09:20 pm (UTC)OMGYESPLEASE! Sean/Christian is all but canon - surely the show who already gave us a canon threesome involving both men can give us fangirls some Sean/Christian sexin'.