To combat the rage (and caffeine-fuelled insomnia), memes.
Choose your genre show, answer the questions using episode titles from that show--if possible, don't repeat any.
I choose Babylon 5.
Are you a male or a female?
The Paragon of Animals
Describe yourself:
The Paragon of Animals
How do you feel:
Interludes and Examinations
Describe where you currently live:
A Distant Star
If you could go anywhere where would you go?
The Parliament of Dreams
Your favorite form of transportation:
Ship of Tears
Your best friend is:
The Face of the Enemy
What’s the weather like:
Darkness Ascending
Favourite time of day:
A Fall of Night
If your life was a TV show, it would be called:
A View from the Gallery
What is life to you:
Learning Curve
Your fear:
The Illusion of Truth
What is the best advice you have to give:
Learning Curve
Thought for the Day:
Moments of Transition
How I would like to die:
Knives
My soul’s present condition:
Conflicts of Interest
My motto:
The Quality of Mercy
*
List the first lines of your last twenty stories. See if you find any patterns.
1. It's sweltering under the studio lights, and it doesn't seem to matter that it's still bloody freezing outside.
2. He likes his class for the most part, although there was a little too much meddling in their selection for his liking.
3. It doesn't work on him.
4. It sounds ridiculous, and he knows it.
5. "Are you sucking his prick?"
6. All the reputable feeds are today up in arms about Delaware banning an Army Babes calendar.
7. She thinks she would have liked a child.
8. At one point, maybe it was during February, they forgot all about you.
9. No, my dear, that is not correct.
10. Regular readers of my column will know that I have the same regard for my Editor as I do for the syphilitic geriatric necrophile who last month became convinced that my leg was the reconstituted corpse of his favourite porno star.
11. Sofie's a good girl.
12. We are so goddamned terrified of fear, you ever notice that?
13. Here she comes, walking through the / door in her lovely blue dress, / collar tight about her neck like a - / (noose!) / - bright pearl choker.
14. Men talk: / they're full of speeches and rhetoric and surely you see, / of this and that and don't you agree / and wouldn't you say, and my, isn't it lovely today.
15. It ain't something he'd normally ask for, and it sure ain't something he'd normally tolerate, this quasi-fucking-pity.
16. This is one of the things he's forgotten.
17. She aches all over, sores and cuts staining her tunic ruddy with every breath.
18. Harvey had never been particularly fond of mirrors, even as a child.
19. Kaylee looks full and ripe in her bridal finery.
20. When you were a child, you lived on the fourth floor of a ten-storey apartment block in one of the newer areas of the city, above an incontinent woman and a man with only one leg.
I don't know what the above say, other than I do a hell of a lot of writing for
yuletide (fully 8 out of 20 fics are Yuletide-related).
Choose your genre show, answer the questions using episode titles from that show--if possible, don't repeat any.
I choose Babylon 5.
Are you a male or a female?
The Paragon of Animals
Describe yourself:
The Paragon of Animals
How do you feel:
Interludes and Examinations
Describe where you currently live:
A Distant Star
If you could go anywhere where would you go?
The Parliament of Dreams
Your favorite form of transportation:
Ship of Tears
Your best friend is:
The Face of the Enemy
What’s the weather like:
Darkness Ascending
Favourite time of day:
A Fall of Night
If your life was a TV show, it would be called:
A View from the Gallery
What is life to you:
Learning Curve
Your fear:
The Illusion of Truth
What is the best advice you have to give:
Learning Curve
Thought for the Day:
Moments of Transition
How I would like to die:
Knives
My soul’s present condition:
Conflicts of Interest
My motto:
The Quality of Mercy
*
List the first lines of your last twenty stories. See if you find any patterns.
1. It's sweltering under the studio lights, and it doesn't seem to matter that it's still bloody freezing outside.
2. He likes his class for the most part, although there was a little too much meddling in their selection for his liking.
3. It doesn't work on him.
4. It sounds ridiculous, and he knows it.
5. "Are you sucking his prick?"
6. All the reputable feeds are today up in arms about Delaware banning an Army Babes calendar.
7. She thinks she would have liked a child.
8. At one point, maybe it was during February, they forgot all about you.
9. No, my dear, that is not correct.
10. Regular readers of my column will know that I have the same regard for my Editor as I do for the syphilitic geriatric necrophile who last month became convinced that my leg was the reconstituted corpse of his favourite porno star.
11. Sofie's a good girl.
12. We are so goddamned terrified of fear, you ever notice that?
13. Here she comes, walking through the / door in her lovely blue dress, / collar tight about her neck like a - / (noose!) / - bright pearl choker.
14. Men talk: / they're full of speeches and rhetoric and surely you see, / of this and that and don't you agree / and wouldn't you say, and my, isn't it lovely today.
15. It ain't something he'd normally ask for, and it sure ain't something he'd normally tolerate, this quasi-fucking-pity.
16. This is one of the things he's forgotten.
17. She aches all over, sores and cuts staining her tunic ruddy with every breath.
18. Harvey had never been particularly fond of mirrors, even as a child.
19. Kaylee looks full and ripe in her bridal finery.
20. When you were a child, you lived on the fourth floor of a ten-storey apartment block in one of the newer areas of the city, above an incontinent woman and a man with only one leg.
I don't know what the above say, other than I do a hell of a lot of writing for
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Date: 2009-07-30 07:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-09 10:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-31 12:13 pm (UTC)Your best friend is: The Face of the Enemy
Interesting... *thoughtful*
As in: a good enemy is better than a bad friend?
Re first lines: what strikes me in yours is the completely different tone/style/accent etc. used for each of them. Comparing 5, 10, 12, 15 and 19, for example - you manage to make them all sound totally unique. That's a fantastic quality to have as a writer, being able to switch style so easily.
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Date: 2009-08-09 10:52 pm (UTC)