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[kangeiko]

Something has been keeping me awake for about a week now. athena25 says I'm crazy, but it's not true. It's not true, I tell you.

We have hazelnut syrup, and almond syrup, but no peanut syrup or pistaschio syrup. I need - I need - pistaschio syrup in my coffee. It has been keeping me awake at night. What would it taste like? Should I have it in cappucino or a cafe au lait? Should I have steamed milk with it?

Also, my head hurts.

But, mostly, I need someone to invent a pistaschio syrup for my coffee.

*gnaws furniture*

Comments

[warhol.livejournal.com]

What about just melting pistachio ice cream in black coffee? Doesn't that have the same effect as au lait + pistachio syrup?

don't toy with me!

[kangeiko]

THERE'S SUCH A THING AS PISTASCHIO ICE CREAM????

*grasp*

Re: don't toy with me!

[warhol.livejournal.com]

How many flavors is your island up to? Three? Or has strawberry not been discovered yet? Pistachio is a standard.

http://www.benjerry.com/our_products/flavor_details.cfm?product_id=67

Re: don't toy with me!

[kangeiko]

Lies, all lies. I have seen Ben & Jerry's ice cream, their flavours range from Cherry Garcia through to Phish Food. One may occasionally find Honey I'm Home if one begs the store clerk hard enough. No such thing as Pistachio Pistachio, no no no. 'Tis wrong and twisted and wrong and.. I want some, how come I want some?

My world is askew. *whimper*

[athena25.livejournal.com]

please do not encourage this fixation.

i had a hard enough time with the guinea pig flavoured crisps.

[warhol.livejournal.com]

You mean chicharones de cuy? 'Cause they exist....

[kangeiko]

Yes, now I'm really, really frightened.

[warhol.livejournal.com]

Guinea pig cracklin', which is about all a guinea pig is:

[kangeiko]

It's looking at me!!! And it's looking at me funny!

*traumatised for life*

That said, I have trouble with anything more complicated than chicken. Especially after the 'chicken running towards minus its head' incident, which we shall never speak of again.

[kangeiko]

You spoil all my fun. *sulk*

and we're out of gherkins.