Icon pairings meme from
penknife:
Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc.
Right: I've removed any characters who didn't have names (e.g. comic book guy from The Simpsons), and also the one random one from Desolation Jones because I can't find the character's name. The rest – in alphabetical order by surname, unless they only have one name – are paired here:
Alfred Bester & Boo (Monsters, Inc.) – aka Uncle Al's babysitting.
Carrie Bradshaw / Jack Bristow - "And then I realised: we weren't having sex in his ex-wife's metaphorical shadow. We were having sex in her actual shadow. And I wondered: is it ever okay to run out of the hotel room without paying the bill when someone's pointing a gun at your head?" Although I don't actually see Jack being seduced. By Sam, maybe. Not by Carrie, tho.
Jayne Cobb / Irina Derevko - *jawdrop* Um. If someone writes this I am liable to come in my pants. Just saying.
The Doctor / Dwight (Sin City) - This would also be fun. *snerk*
The Grand Inquisitor Enrique / Kaylee Frye - Mwahahaha! Well, maybe.
G'Kar / Guildenstern - I nominate
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Captain Jack Harkness / Cher Horowitz (Clueless) - hey, this is not only possible but entirely likely.
Daniel Jackson / Kathryn Janeway - I don't see them falling into bed, but I bet they'd get on famously.
Jeroen (The Doctor from The Authority)/ Spider Jerusalem - *beam* OK, I have a One True Crack!Pairing.
Desolation Jones & Lilo (Lilo & Stitch) - aka Jones gets saddled with someone's whelp whilst on a job, and can't find anyone to dump the kiddie with.
David Lister / Marvin the Paranoid Android - *pause* Not so much with the whole sex thing, but I reckon that some fun conversations could be had.
Londo Mollari / Narrator (Fight Club) - No. Because... no.
Scarlett O'Hara / Jack O'Neill - ... No.
Tom Paris / Jean-Luc Picard - You know, I've actually read this particular pairing, with a young Tom getting his friends out of trouble by seducing Picard. *searches*
Poison Ivy / Jessica Rabbit - that would be so incredibly hot.
Arnold Judas Rimmer / Nadia Santos - well, he could try.
Bart Simpson & Lisa Simpson - Not that much Simpsons fic out there at all, actually.
Rita Skeeter / Arvin Sloane - *pause* *pause some more* Hey. Hey, that could work!
Severus Snape / Snow White (Fables) - OMG someone needs to write me this now!!
Spike / Buffy Summers - Canon.
Dawn Summers & Joyce Summers - The world needs more good Dawn fic.
Willow Rosenberg / Rosencrantz - Yes.
River Tam &/ Simon Tam - Incest has been written for these two, so I guess both & and / but... I don't know. The incest thing works better for me post-Serenity, but that may be just because we saw a lot more of River as an adult rather than a child, so I'm not squicked by it.
Timov / Will Tippin - No.
Major Toht (Raiders of the Lost Ark) / Mike Wazowski (Monster, Inc.) - Again, no.
Talia Winters / Wesley Wyndham-Price - This, OTOH, might work.
Tobias Ziegler - Toby doesn't get to have hot sex. Woe.
Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc.
Right: I've removed any characters who didn't have names (e.g. comic book guy from The Simpsons), and also the one random one from Desolation Jones because I can't find the character's name. The rest – in alphabetical order by surname, unless they only have one name – are paired here:
Alfred Bester & Boo (Monsters, Inc.) – aka Uncle Al's babysitting.
Carrie Bradshaw / Jack Bristow - "And then I realised: we weren't having sex in his ex-wife's metaphorical shadow. We were having sex in her actual shadow. And I wondered: is it ever okay to run out of the hotel room without paying the bill when someone's pointing a gun at your head?" Although I don't actually see Jack being seduced. By Sam, maybe. Not by Carrie, tho.
Jayne Cobb / Irina Derevko - *jawdrop* Um. If someone writes this I am liable to come in my pants. Just saying.
The Doctor / Dwight (Sin City) - This would also be fun. *snerk*
The Grand Inquisitor Enrique / Kaylee Frye - Mwahahaha! Well, maybe.
G'Kar / Guildenstern - I nominate
Captain Jack Harkness / Cher Horowitz (Clueless) - hey, this is not only possible but entirely likely.
Daniel Jackson / Kathryn Janeway - I don't see them falling into bed, but I bet they'd get on famously.
Jeroen (The Doctor from The Authority)/ Spider Jerusalem - *beam* OK, I have a One True Crack!Pairing.
Desolation Jones & Lilo (Lilo & Stitch) - aka Jones gets saddled with someone's whelp whilst on a job, and can't find anyone to dump the kiddie with.
David Lister / Marvin the Paranoid Android - *pause* Not so much with the whole sex thing, but I reckon that some fun conversations could be had.
Londo Mollari / Narrator (Fight Club) - No. Because... no.
Scarlett O'Hara / Jack O'Neill - ... No.
Tom Paris / Jean-Luc Picard - You know, I've actually read this particular pairing, with a young Tom getting his friends out of trouble by seducing Picard. *searches*
Poison Ivy / Jessica Rabbit - that would be so incredibly hot.
Arnold Judas Rimmer / Nadia Santos - well, he could try.
Bart Simpson & Lisa Simpson - Not that much Simpsons fic out there at all, actually.
Rita Skeeter / Arvin Sloane - *pause* *pause some more* Hey. Hey, that could work!
Severus Snape / Snow White (Fables) - OMG someone needs to write me this now!!
Spike / Buffy Summers - Canon.
Dawn Summers & Joyce Summers - The world needs more good Dawn fic.
Willow Rosenberg / Rosencrantz - Yes.
River Tam &/ Simon Tam - Incest has been written for these two, so I guess both & and / but... I don't know. The incest thing works better for me post-Serenity, but that may be just because we saw a lot more of River as an adult rather than a child, so I'm not squicked by it.
Timov / Will Tippin - No.
Major Toht (Raiders of the Lost Ark) / Mike Wazowski (Monster, Inc.) - Again, no.
Talia Winters / Wesley Wyndham-Price - This, OTOH, might work.
Tobias Ziegler - Toby doesn't get to have hot sex. Woe.
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Date: 2005-08-26 01:08 pm (UTC)Desolation Jones & Lilo (Lilo & Stitch)
Words cannot describe how much I would love to see that.
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Date: 2005-08-26 02:11 pm (UTC)Hee, I thought so! I might even write a couple of them. Jayne Cobb/Irina Derevko and Jeroen/Spider Jerusalem spring to mind immediately. :)
Desolation Jones & Lilo (Lilo & Stitch)
Words cannot describe how much I would love to see that.
Mwahaha, I'd love to read it too - but it's not gonna write itself, now, is it? *expectant look*
*nudges you with a toe*
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Date: 2005-08-26 02:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-26 02:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-26 04:34 pm (UTC)That's just...oh my god. One of the most perfect things ever. *ignites in a burst of heeee*
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Date: 2005-08-26 04:49 pm (UTC)I can see him doing her as part of his cover, to escape from a bar when the bad guys are there. That's my back story, at least.