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Title: Polyamorous Love-Knot Within; Cleaner Required
Fandom: Askewniverse (follows on from Clerks II)
Characters: Becky, Randal and Dante.
Summary: "Becs, I love you, but we're not fucking for your amusement," Dante said, and ruffled her hair.
Rating: NC-17 for m/m sex, m/f sex, and m/f/m sex and all variations therein. Also, swearing. Lotsa swearing. You've seen Kevin Smith's movies, yeah?

A/N: This is still in the process of being adjusted slightly, but wingsmith has had a go with the big red pen of doom, so it gets to see daylight. Parts 1-3 have been edited and tidied up a little, but no serious changes have been made.

Oh, yes... did I mention that this is the big sex scene? *whistles innocently*

Part I

Part II

Part III

( Part IV )

Title: The Challenges of Modern Filmmaking, take 43
Fandom: Askewniverse RPF
Summary: Making movies about real life isn't the same process it once was.

A/N: I don't write RPS. I don't. But Clerks. X arrived today, and while wrapped up in many blankets bemoaning my apparent (very mild) food poisoning, I watched the Snow Balling - the Clerks story. I was caught by the image of Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier sleeping on the floor of RST video while editing Clerks, as Kevin's house had been almost entirely wrecked by the flood that struck New Jersey in 1992. Given the weather conditions outside at the moment (snow!! snow in London!! Repent, the end is nigh!!!), I started thinking about the difference between 'a day in the life' films as they once were, and what they're likely to be years in the future.

What follows is likely to be massively exaggerated. Or not. I'm betting not.

100fandoms prompt #66 'storm'.

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Title: Polyamorous Love-Knot Within; Cleaner Required
Fandom: Askewniverse (follows on from Clerks II)
Characters: Becky, Randal and Dante.
Summary: "Becs, I love you, but we're not fucking for your amusement," Dante said, and ruffled her hair.
Rating: NC-17 for m/m sex, m/f sex, and m/f/m sex and all variations therein. Also, swearing. Lotsa swearing. You've seen Kevin Smith's movies, yeah?

A/N: Why did I write this? I have no clue. But suffice to say it practically wrote itself, the sex parts included. Kudos for Jeff Anderson for managing to drag me back into a fandom that I thought I'd long since left behind. Also, has anyone seen the new and improved Mewes?? He's all grown up and shit, and is looking slick and sober - and frighteningly buff. It's not natural, I'm telling you. I've still got a coupla pictures of a wee teenaged Jay dressed up as a girl, complete with lipstick and truly horrendous eye make-up. Seeing him look fuckable is just wrong and disturbing. *aherm* Where was I? Oh, yes. The plotless porn.

Feedback is exceedingly welcome, of course.

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( Part I )


And this also qualifies for a 100fandoms slot, I think - #70 'settle'.

(And, no, I am not back from the depths of horrendous work, I am simply refusing to acknowledge the huge pile of work I need to do. Ho hum.)